A very simplistic poem, will you c/c?

Well, darlin'...technically, there's a coupla punctuation issues, etc, but so what? The message is loud 'n' clear and makes it abundantly clear you have a terrific handle not only on the mechanics goin' into the problem and the dynamics once recognized, but the ultimate approach to resolution! And no faint praise as y'know...'member me...the guy who is NOT recoverin' from...ummmmmm... coffee...yeah that's it!